Wat Tricks Can Your D|ck Do?

LeftBallBigger SG

I thought mine to act as a compass... it points true north

Also very good at playing curled-up dead...

I bet..

2004Lancers' can double as a tyre jack to change tyres...

FireIce's can double as a ice pick..

The Hobbit's can double as a remote controller for Hobby aircraft...

FireIce SG

oh yeah.....i can pound belachan with mine!

LeftBallBigger SG

Neat trick! Can't do that one...have to be circumsized to do that or the assam will get stuck under the hood.....

Smicer SG

pounding belachan phrase again ? change la ! getting stale oredi

xavier tan SG

Mine as a compass also but point north-east.
As for pounding i can... Mr. Green

soulness SG

LeftBallBigger SG

Where to get it blue tooth enabled?

djjc_1 SG

mine will carry 10 donuts, so i never get hungry !!

the.raven SG

my dick can shoot newtonian fluids that have projectile motions in a parabolic trajectory!!!

usck SG

my function is to peform 3 to 5 sec of water works!! Cool

Ogbunwezeh SG

My gf like to use my didi to stimulate her clitoris while we r foreplaying…

FireIce SG

why cannot say pound belachan..........

mus be consistent mah...

greengoblin SG

+1 Mr. Green

SGpork SG

Rolling Eyes

shade343 SG

FireIce is a male? Shocked Shocked Laughing
All this while I thought she was a she Shocked Confused Very Happy

beavan SG

she is a girl…..supposedly larh,but it is an online world..

sgFish SG

mine can designate targets for laser guided munitions

LeftBallBigger SG

FireIce is a she with a cock. .. a shecock...

FireIce: she whips out her cock and say "suck it baby"then leftballbigger got
heart attack and die between her thighs

Gordonator SG

i can pee with mine. Mr. Green

Nelstaer SG

fly